“Almost heaven, west Virginia.”
The words
seemed familiar to Allan. He yawned and tried to remember the song. Is it a Bob
Dylan song? “Nah, that can’t be. Dylan has a much more nasal sound! As if the
guy’s been suffering from cold forever. It can’t be John Lennon either. The
lyrics seem too simple for him. But I know this song belongs to some “John”. Must
be lil’ john. Lil’ John was a Robin Hood guy, and a rapper, too”.
Allan felt a sharp pain in his head. “I’m
thinking too much and too hard”. He reached for his head and felt a hat.
A magical bulb
lit up and Allan suddenly remembered! The song was sung by John Denver!
“I’m a Barbie girl….like a plastic, it’s
fantastic….”
“Ugh, not that
song!”
Allan gritted
his teeth and looked around for the source of the sound. His eyes caught sight
of the boom box placed inside the shop, and before he knew what he was doing,
he pointed his hand (or at least that’s what he thought) and shouted “Shut it
off”. A well-endowed girl came out of the Taco Bell outlet to address the
commotion—wanting to shout at the trouble maker, but she ended up bursting in
laughter.
Following her
gaze, Allan realized that he was dressed in a nun’s habit and he was
brandishing naked Barbie doll like a sword.
“Note to self”,
thought Allan—“Never mess with a nun again”.
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