Friday, September 17, 2021

Tête-à-tête over Chow Mein

Tête-à-tête over Chow Mein  


 

I have just one regret;

It's silly, but it is still a fact. 

There's this one thing that I never get! 

I never get to wait and to get annoyed. 

 

Soon I find myself checking a few statues, 

or half writing a couple of random sentences, 

But then, suddenly, I feel the fragrance hitting me.

 

It's a close range shot,

It's a shotgun, not a sniper rifle. 

The impact is loud and damaging. 

Oh how I crave for that damage. 

 

I look up, and time seems to have frozen.  

I shift a bit from the comfort of the cozy sofa, 

And there she is, smiling and without a mask. 

Before I can say hello; 

she gets closer and starts sharing the O two with me.

 

A closer, visual inspection reveals a slightly different shade of hair

But before the question crosses the lip's border,

She replies, hey, this is just the thing that makes the hair color different.

It's the same thing that the "mooned" religious leader used to apply on his beard.  

 

It's been settled, and discussed a number of times before. 

We don't like chop suey, it's too American for our Chinese taste. 

Hakka noodles is a stranger, spicy noodles doesn't agree with the tastebuds

So Chow mein it is, and pad Thai never gets the nod,

Thanks to its dubious pronunciation whilst we stay Bengalis. 

 

No, there is another regret!

It's less silly, but it is still a fact.

There's another thing that I get less;

It's the calamities, discords and stress. 

 

Eating food seems like a great idea.

It provides a brilliant excuse, an excellent endeavor. 

It helps to dig deeper and to get mesmerized. 

Is it the poetry, or the calm confidence?  

Which makes things sultrier? 

 

Where have all the strawberries gone?
I hear, they have been mashed and vandalized!

Or rather, let me make up a new word to describe their ill fate.

They have been Bengalized and made in to something that only exists here. 

And here I thought fried chicken burger was the worst abomination!

But no, mashed strawberry with pickles takes the crown any day. 

 

So risky raspberries and the good old friend liquid tangerines. 

They brought us a smile and a casual, one sided ignoring. 

One nation tries to warm up, the other ignores. 

A fly sits on a grazing cattle, and claims

Hey, "we" are cultivating the land. 

 

Similarly, the guy here keeps getting more and more addicted;

And she keeps getting away, or does she?

And not just away, she has her own destination to visit. 

The visit that sounded minor, but on certain days, or every certain day, or 

certainly, everyday! 

 

It became a topic of discussion.

To him, it always caused a concussion, 

But not in the brain--that'd kill him, right?

Heart's concussions don't kill fast, it kills slowly. 

Maybe, perhaps--we shall see. 

 

And then, just like all other puzzles and riddles.

The solution came to him like a moment of eureka. 

He gets a cup of steaming hot masala tea,

adds a serving of a sweet delicacy. 

Get's indulged in to the ancient healer.

Adds some casual touches;

He becomes a daredevil, he tests the boundaries of patience. 

He gets indulged for a while, and even though he gets rebuked.

He is still glad he tried, 

For if he didn't, he would never know the boundaries. 

 

But that didn't solve the problem, 

Taking a feather from a mathematician's crown did. 

Forget all other variables in the equation

Convert a complex string of numbers in to common integers

Or rather, take the binary number other than zero. 

 

Life is simple for plants; they don't need a menu.

All they can ever eat, and fall in love is with the carbon dioxide. 

They eat our poison so that we can live happily. 

And what a happy life the trees have. 

They have happiness until they are dead,

because they get free food as long as they live. 

And their free food is someone else's poison.