I always wanted to take writing seriously, and I think in year 2020, I have came closest to being a serious writer. In this blog, I have curated most of my serious write ups that got published in the websites, newspapers and social media.
Monday, October 17, 2016
No Romon Given
Wednesday, October 05, 2016
He Was a Boy, She Was a Girl
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
A Tourist
Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Poked By The Ball
He looked around and found an extremely cute young girl smiling at him from a short distance. She was batting her eyelashes and looking at him intently through the pink spectacles she was wearing. The big glasses made her look a bit comical, but her revealing clothes, enticing smile and playful looks were distracting enough to kill any comedy element in the whole situation.
He shouted in his Bee Gees voice (yeah, the voice that was common for two of the brothers, the third one had a different one)-"You stupid cunt. Don't even dare touching that button!".
"Umm no, but my name is. Who's asking?"
"Sigh, and I didn't even talk about the paid vacations!"
Sunday, March 24, 2013
The Road To Utopia: The Peaceful One
Sweet summer day
Talking about a sweet summer day
Take your troubles and let them fly away
Even before Alam started speaking, he knew that he was going to deliver one of his famous cooked up excuses for leaving work.
"I must start paying him on a daily basis so that he can't take these casual leaves frequently"
"Now that's surprising", thought the owner. "Alam wants to consume one of his annual leaves. That's news to me"
He granted his wish, and decided that he, too, should call it a day. After all, daylight will go away soon and leaving the gas pump open during sunless hours is not only pointless, but also scary. With Chris Rea singing in his ears, the pump owner proceeded to reverse the open/close signboard. As soon as he held the sign, he heard a loud, screeching noise....
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
The Road to Utopia: The Restless One
"How are you brother?" "I'm so so" "How was your journey?" "It was ok" "What's your next destination?" "Do you really need to know?" "I really don't need to know, but I am curious" "Well, to hell with your curiosity. Refill my tanks and let me be on my way. I am running short of time"At this point of time, the humble owner of a gas pump in the middle of nowhere is somewhat confused and bemused. Everyday, he meets hundreds of travelers, and this frantic one is not the first frantic one he has met. And yet, every time, a specimen like him appears, and makes him wonder. What is the true purpose of life? All this speed and hastiness, running and jumping around, restlessness and panic--how does it all boil down? No matter how active a life you live, all activities can cease within seconds. All this madness and stuff. Only bubbles waiting to burst, aren't they? But I am not a philosopher. I am just a gas pump owner. He obliges and quickly refills the fuel tank of the restless one. He drives away with his heavy duty Ford Mustang car, leaving behind a irritating mixture of dust and smoke. As the roaring screeches of the tires die, the gas pump owner awaits his next customer.
Monday, March 05, 2012
The Rude Awakening
Rude Awakening Draft 1
Monday, October 10, 2011
Greeting, not Gritting!
I'm sending this to ask you for a brief recommendation of my work that I can include in my LinkedIn profile. If you have any questions, let me know.
Thanks in advance for helping me out.
-Insert name of the requester here
This is a standard Linkedin template for asking people for recommendations. To be superfluous, Linkedin is the business oriented brethren of facebook with a lot less (garbage) and a lot more (networking tools). Receiving and giving recommendations is a core part of the linkedin experience, where people usually write very nice stuff about others with the hope to get the same in return.
A person has recently sent me one of these emails. I feel pity for these emails because they try to sound personal, but they aren't. Secondly, people often send these emails in batches, i.e. to everyone in their contact list which further diminishes the personal touch.
In today's era of auto completing forms, pre-made templates and bot generated emails, it is sometimes too much to expect a personalized email even from your close friends. The impersonal email phenomenon has stretched its evil aura of influence in to short messaging service, too.
Once upon a time not too long ago, SMS was treated as the most personal and surefire way of one to one communication. I remember hearing people say "the sound of SMS receipt cannot be ignored or missed by mortal beings--people might ignore calls, delete emails without reading them or burn direct marketing snail mails, but they are bound to read SMSs delivered to their cell phones.
Well, does the above still hold true? Not really. Thanks to spamming in the name of SMS marketing, people are getting bombarded with promotional short messages from dusk till dawn. However, that's not a big problem, nor is the tradition of sending SMS to the customers is unheard of. In fact, most other Asian telecom operators send more SMS to their customers than our operators send.
But the problem is, along with the plethora of impersonal SMS and emails being exchanged, we are getting used to this impersonal style of communication. Every year during festivals, I get a number of SMS from friends, colleagues, contacts and acquaintances. Not a single of them seems addressed to me. You ask me why, and I am telling you why.
A person who never addresses me anything but buddy sends a message stating "May you and your family be blessed with blessings on this blissful occasion- Mr. XYZ, doing ABC job". It's a dead giveaway--you have been hit by a carbon copy (!).
Once native to email clients like Eudora and Outlook, CC culture is paralyzing SMS now. Long time ago an operator launched a fancy service called "group SMS" which had the capability of sending 10 people from your contact list the same message in one go. Charging could be done individually (i.e. X amount per message delivered) or an overall group rate could be imposed.
But due to the arrival of advanced phones, that service has lost its charm. Nowadays one can easily CC the same message to everyone in his contact list. This means a meager 255 from the SIM or virtually unlimited contacts from the phone can get your "blissful blessings" message within a short time frame, and to make it even better, one recipient will not never know who else got the same message, which is in contrast to email CC where everyone in CC can see each other’s email addresses.
Just like the recommendation seeking Linkedin email, the content of these messages are impersonal, boring, and they give out an essence of "doing something that needs to be done instead of doing something that feels good to do".
The psychology behind these messages is mostly linked with the need to remain connected. A quick analysis of the messages I received during Eid this year tells me that the highest number of messages came from business partners, followed by lesser known acquaintances and a few stragglers, err strangers (!).
Surprisingly, I received similar messages from some family members and friends, too. I know life is busy and it’s busier during Eid holidays, but it doesn't take more than a minute to write a personal message. This year, I tried sending personal messages to some near and dear ones whom I couldn't meet. The result was pleasant.
I received wholehearted and relevant thank you replies. When I sent them greetings, I tried to make the messages sound as personal as they can be. I wrote stuff that an auto-generated or templated message can never convey.
Our life is hectic, and we are alarmingly becoming robotic as the days are rolling. To put an end to this miserable situation, we should keep no stones unturned, and every opportunity of bringing back the days of adda and casual conversations (the real Social Networking) should be availed.
By the way, what I really want to write as a recommendation to the person mentioned in the beginning of this article is this:
"I know ABC from my university days. No matter how hard I tried to avoid him by switching phone numbers and changing email addresses, he has managed to keep contact. During our brief time together as classmates, I've seen him as a slacker, a bad influence and a horribly uncouth person. He never tucked his shirt or t-shirt, and he could never avoid the influence of local dialects while speaking in Bangla or English. Despite of being a senior student, it took him more than six years to complete his undergraduate degree. He has a great skill of bragging; he never runs out of fresh new stories about his special exploitations and escapades. I wonder how he ended up as a business graduate, and to make it further amazing, he is now holding a respectable (!) job in a reputed (!!) organization. I wish him all the best, but I feel pity for the organization at who's expense the well-being of Mr. XYZ is being achieved."
I also got a blissful and blessing-filled Eid greeting from him, too, but I felt like gritting instead of being greeted.
Wrote this article a few days after Eid Ul Fitr 2011.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
After Abstinence Come Celebrations
Thus I came up with a second version with more happier elements and less amount of doom and gloom. I was told that this version would be published without much editing.
However, when I collected the physical newspaper, I found out that 50% of the 2nd draft was modified and I can barely recognize my own writing! Almost everything, including the title has been changed. The key ideas from my original draft is still there, but the sarcasms and puns have mostly been removed.
I belief the nation deserves to know the truth, and thus I will be posting my first two drafts in subsequent posts.
No one might read these now, but I am sure 50 years down the line, someone from my lineage will stumble upon this blog and get to know how we lived our lives in Dhaka.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Tales Of Dhaka CIty Roads
http://theindependentbd.com/weekly-independent/49569-tales-of-dhaka-city-roads.html
I observed a very unusual incident a few days ago. A young guy was talking on the cellphone while riding his bike. One cannot really imagine how this feat can be achieved unless seen by own eyes. To make things more incredible, he was actually using his one hand to attach the cell phone with his right ear while trying to maintain balance with his solitary unoccupied hand. Result—he stumbled in front of a car and almost got hit by the rickshaw I was riding. The guy had a minor fall and I gave him a friendly advice – “Brother please don’t use the cellphone while driving”. My words did not register in his ears; he did not even look at me. He simply got up, set his cycle on the street, gave a meek smile and within no time, I saw him repeating the same activity. Soon he had to slow down again to avoid getting hit by another speeding vehicle.
This is an extreme example of the roadside hazards that we face everyday in our beloved Dhaka city. Thanks to the bread earning job, everyday I have to make two mandatory travels—one in the morning and the other after sunset. Apart from these, I also have to do those small strolls and extended rides to satisfy various needs during the day time.
In my opinion, pedestrians and rickshawpullers are the prime reason behind traffic jams and accidents in Dhaka city. Almost everyday, we have to exercise rock’ n roll dance moves in our car in order to save the lives of a pedestrian or two.
Let me paint an everyday picture for a better understanding. Imagine you are driving your car at normal speed on a typical Dhaka evening. Car movement is slow due to dense traffic. Suddenly you notice that there is a significant gap between you and the next car ahead. Naturally, you would want to speed up to cover the distance. However, it is almost biblical that a stray pedestrian will want to utilize the gap and run to cross the road. So what happens is that you have to break hard, make some deafening tire screeching noise and stop the car “just” before hitting the adventurous jaywalker.
Now you just stopped yourself from killing an innocent. Innocent, is he? No, he is not.
He did not assess the traffic situation before attempting to cross the road. He failed to notice the incoming, speeding cars. He is totally irresponsible to both himself, his family and everyone around. He nearly killed himself, and it is only because of your extraordinary braking skill and driving finesse he can still glare at you unharmed. It is only natural that he will shout out obscenities at you for being a “mad, people killing” driver while you will be in a bewildered state.
The pedestrian walks away unharmed, but you, the driver, continue to remain grumpy and shaken. He just “unmade” your day. For the remainder of the journey, you tend to be over cautious and slow. This causes you severe annoyance to the other drivers on the road. They get impatient by your slow driving and make it a holy quest to show you the way “it is done”. For the remainder of your journey, all you hear is deafening honking of varied horns at the back.
According to everyone’s trusted friend Wikipedia, a vehicle horn is a sound-making device used to warn others of the approach of the vehicle or of its presence. However, I am quite sure that once overused, the “warning” part of the definition turns in to “annoying”. Actually a vehicle horn becomes a sound making device that is used to annoy others.
It seems that drivers are always keeping a hand on the horns just to annoy pedestrians and other drivers on the roads. The relentless honking of several kinds of horns (ranging from hare krishna hare raam type sounds to vuvuzela imitators) will make even the most ardent heavy metal fan’s ears revolt. It is a mystery how we, the Dhaka city dwellers are still eluding deafness. Or are we? Maybe there is some unpublished statistic that shows that on average, 80% of the city dwellers are already suffering from some kind of hearing imparity.
And these are just a few examples of what goes on in the streets of Dhaka....
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Monopoly: An Age old Dilemma
Monopoly: An Age old Dilemma
The first time I heard about Monopoly was when I got the board game as a birthday gift. I absolutely loved the game; I remember spending long hours buying and selling properties and having lots of fun in the process. However, it wasn’t until I studied micro economics in university that I realized the true meaning of monopolization. That, too, was merely theoretical knowledge involving some graphs and fancy facts. If we consult wikipedia for the definition of monopoly, we can easily figure out that Monopoly is rarely a favorable situation for the consumer:
“A monopoly exists when a specific individual or an enterprise has sufficient control over a particular product or service to determine significantly the terms on which other individuals shall have access to it”. In summary, having one company providing a particular product or service can’t be beneficial for the mass because the monopoly company will have absolute authority over the pricing and distributing of that particular product or service. However, innovators and or inaugurators are often granted certain number of years to practice a “state approved monopoly” whereby no competitors can enter the market.
Examples? Citycell in Bangladesh—they introduced mobile communication in Bangladesh as a new technology. The earliest CDMA models were big huge and ugly, and bore resemblance with obnoxious weaponry carried by uninvited dark street companions. Still, mobile phones were a symbol of status. It is an urban legend now that merely bringing out a cell phone from the pocket would grant people access to the important places like the secretariat in those times.
That was not too long ago. In less than a decade, things have changed dramatically. GrameenPhone came in with the GSM technology, which lowered down the entry price to around ten thousand taka from the insanely and atrociously expensive Citycell lines that could cost individuals one lac or even more. But GP was not too generous. Still consumers had to pay Tk 6.9 per minute to make a call to his dear and near ones, and fixed line connectivity was very difficult to attain. SIMs would die every 21 days unless the customer paid 300 taka to get a scratch card; regardless of need. There were regional charges, monthly fees, few recharge options—mobile technology was still exclusive to the solvent urban populace.
It was still a monopolistic scenario. The player changed, but the game did not. Citycell struggled and went in to hiatus. Aktel and Sheba kept on fighting for existence. People called it oligopoly, but actually GP was dominating the industry with 62% market share.
Then came banglalink. Sheba was a troubled company, but banglalink quickly turned things around and became the 2nd largest operator of the country in record time. En-route to reaching that landmark, banglalink exercised competitive pressure on GP and took away a large portion of their loyal customer base. Today, with six highly competitive and competent operators, Bangladesh boasts a scenario which can easily be compared with an economics book definition of perfect competition. The industry dynamics is now far, far away from being a monopoly or even an oligopoly. Consumers are highly benefited from the extremely low call rates. India’s “so called” low rates have been proven highly deceitful, while in Bangladesh if an operator advertises Tk 0.25/min, it is truly Tk 0.25/minute, plus government imposed value added tax. There is no other hidden cost whatsoever.
We can call this an industry evolution and revolution for the consumers.
While the telecom business is still growing, the organizations are also evolving internally. We, the tigers and tigresses of banglalink have also experienced a revolution. Anyone who has recently visited the ground floor cafeteria has enjoyed his or her meal and could clearly feel the traces of stiff competition. Like any other Bangladeshi, I am sure none of us misses the British colonial age and the old aristocratic ways.
Monopoly is never good. Never.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Reddish
Ridwan works in a multinational corporation. He has a very hectic job which seldom allows him to follow the agreed work hours of 9 hours a day and 5 days a week. On a typical Thursday, Ridwan enters office with a pleasurable mind—the week is finally ending.
The all too familiar jazzy sound of his cell phone started ringing. Boss is also on a call, so I might as well take the call.
“Hi Ridd, how’s life?”
“Life’s good on Thursdays...you know that very well. What’s up with you?”
“Nothing much; I am also glad that a tough week is ending.”
“Talk about toughness! I had two tough presentations as well as many other ad-hoc tasks that I absolutely had to finish this week.”
“Oh yeah, all the businesses are going through the mid year craziness, and the bosses have become suit wearing lunatics!”
“Anyways, wanna catch up with the updates after work?”
“Heh, as if there’s much to update! But hell yeah, I’d love to get together. What about the rest?”
“I’ll be calling them as well. Just give me a call when you’re outta office”.
“Cool, see you in 9 hours!”
Ridwan, Rizwan, Ronny and Rakesh—the four R’s, as they call themselves, have been friends since primary school. It’s kind of amazing that even after so many years, they still stick together. They all began their life journey at the same point of time and they grew up through the 80s and 90s to see cassettes and VHS tapes getting replaced by CDs, DVDs and Mp3s.
Ridwan noticed that the sole female colleague in his department is cutting a red apple in two halves. She wakes up late, and used to come late at work a lot. After several warnings and an eventual HR threat, she started arriving early. But that also means that she started bringing in breakfast from home; which she never shared. No matter what the core breakfast is, she would almost always finish it off with an apple, some grapes, an orange, or some bananas.
“What is redder than a red apple?”, wondered Ridd, as friends affectionately called him. Ridd, Ron, Riz and Rack they became. None of them are working in the same fields now. After school, half of them studied in the same college, but after college, there remained nothing common in their career choices. But still four souls are tuned as the first four strings of a bass guitar. Okay, there are only four strings in a typical bass guitar!
“Ridwan, are you day dreaming?”
The thousand-times-heard-damn it’s so boringly familiar voice of the boss brought Ridwan back to reality. “Sigh, there goes the happiness and calm”
“Blood! Yeah, blood is redder than an apple”, thought Ridwan whilst jumping from cell A1 to AE99 in the obscure business case neatly arranged by the analyst in the excel file.
“Red roses are very good to look at, and red cars aren’t half bad”. The other day, he was stuck in a severe traffic jam within Gulshan 1 and 2, and he saw a good looking lady driving a red RX 8. He was looking at the car body. Ridwan is a long time fan of NFS, and he loved driving the Mazda RX 8. “Sigh, I will never be able to buy an Rx 8. CNG and public buses are the only options for me”
When work was finally over, he un-silenced his cell phone to find 4 messages and 8 missed calls, and it was 20:20. He was supposed to get out of office by 7 and call Rizwan. He hurriedly called him and found out that everyone was waiting for him.
While ascending from the ten storied building, he saw a “Lady in red”. What’s going on? What’s this obsession about red, wondered Ridwan.
After rendezvous, they all went to a bar. It’s an open secret that despite of strict rules and regulations, almost anyone and everyone can get a sip or two. None of them are addicted to alcohol, but sporadic in take helps the pack unwind after a hard day’s night. When hard days become plural number and turns to hard weeks, it becomes essential to chill out in style.
At around 12:30 AM, they finally decided to head off home. Though not all of them were too happy and confident about facing the folks after spending so much time outside home. Luckily they found a CNG driven vehicle. Ridwan lived the farthest, while Rack just lived nearby. So watching Rack speed away in a Lamborghini rickshaw, the others boarded the CNG. Ridwan remembered about the argument he had with Ron regarding calling a CNG vehicle just “CNG”. “See dude, CNG is the juice that gets the vehicle going, it’s just a baby taxi that’s being driven by CNG. You can’t call it a CNG!”. “To hell with your arguments, I am so going to call it a CNG”
The idea was Ridwan’s but, tonight’s liquor outing was heavily supported by the usually quiet guy Ron. He’s quiet by nature, but when he decided to speak up, he’s hard to argue with. However, that day Ridwan won the argument. Then they started another silly argument as to why the CNG’s are only painted green instead of Red, Green, Blue or any other color whatsoever...
“Red is not my favorite color, but why red is circling around me? Is it because she was wearing red when we broke up?”
“Procrastination is the devil that stops us from climbing the stairs up”, thought Ridwan and looked sideways to find himself alone in the CNG. His other two friends did drop off at some point of time, but he could vaguely remember himself bidding farewell to them while they descended. Anyways, he thought, they should be home safe and sound by then. He looked around to find a secluded alley, which he could not readily recognize. “Err, is the small gifts of madness drink causing this?” The memory of getting mugged by who looked like a friendly acquaintance came back to his mind. That was almost four years ago. Since then, he maintained a high level of alertness while traveling alone in a CNG.
The difficulties at work, the break up, the arguments, the demanding family—everything was finally hitting him hard. He was definitely tipsy, and when he found the vehicle slowing down, he wasn’t too surprised. As he thought, a guy jumped inside the CNG as if he’s an old friend. He saw him brandishing a shiny knife and saying something to him. He was hearing but not listening. He smiled and said “Who are you?” The knife guy was half amused and said something about handing over the belongings in a harsh tone. He also added something about splitting his belly if he failed to comply. The CNG driver was nowhere to be seen, nor were anyone else found in the locality.
The knife guy was wearing a red shirt and blue jeans. Ridwan was not in the mood. He felt a sudden rush of anger ridden emotions surging up.
A memory of past bothered him. He was very afraid of chickens when he was a kid. He found the otherwise tasty bird like species to be very frightening when they were alive and flying and charging at him. So when he was asked to hold the neck of the bird when someone else would be slaughtering it, he was afraid, but he was also happy to be part of the killing session of an annoying thing.
When the knife was placed on the neck, the bird’s reddish complexion and lamenting moans did not create any sympathy in the young Ridwan’s mind. He was jubilant when the first drops of blood spilt over and med his hands red. That was blood, and it had the same color as it had when he used to have nosebleeds.
In an unthinkable act of urgency, he snatched the knife from the knife guy. The guy was not expecting this. He had been mugging people for quite some time, only to ensure the regular supplies of heroine and other such substances. At the beginning, he found it appealing to keep count of his victims, but he ceased to do so after scaring away his hundredth victim, and not a single one showed any signs of courage. He had a deal with a number of CNG drivers, and they would always bring him coward victims.
When Ridwan was stabbing the knife into his abdomen and neck repeatedly, the knife guy was staring in surprise, “What’s going on? I am the hunter, I should not be hunted like this”. He struggled, and managed to punch his victim in the eye. But it did not seem to bother him a bit.
Ridwan was taking a blood bath. He saw the CNG driver standing nearby. He had both his hands in his head. He was not coming to help the once alive figure of the knife guy. Ridwan’s purple shirt was now red. The knife was also red, and so was everything else. His eyes were filled with blood.
Flicking the knife casually, he came out of the vehicle. Home is not too far away, he thought. He looked at the CNG driver, who was now trembling in fear. Ridwan started to laugh. There was not even a dog or a cow to hear his laughter, let alone other humans. It was sadistic, and he made the streets red with all the blood.
He took out the ipod from his pocket, and started playing Californication by Red Hot Chilli Peppers on his way back home....
“Today’s been an eventful day”.